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Lunch Links:

• What Could Possibly Go Wrong: Mein Kampf to get a German reprint in 2015.

• Heart attack-themed restaurants go artery to artery over who is the heart attackiest.

• Hey, who’s making salmon rollsOH MY GOD WE’RE GONNA DIE.

• Ambulance company bans employees from wearing novelty socks.

• 13-year-old quarterback signs with USC.

• Court to kid: Clean your room, do your homework, be nice to your sister.

• Ungrateful mutts maul owner to death after he saved their lives.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Timothy McSweeney, McSweeney’s namesake, dead at 67. Also: Soap star Frances Reid, at 95.

• Lunch List: 12 Best Lunch Trucks Across America.

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