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Lunch Links:

• Pope John Paul II flagellated himself on a regular basis “to feel closer to God.” No, that’s not a euphemism. Yes, it’s still kinda messed up.

• NBC makes up for firing Conan… by picking up his TV show???

• Scientist: Switch from analog to ditigal making Earth “electronically invisible.”

• Voters prefer attractive politicians, concludes study conducted at Captain Obvious Community College.

• Children’s TV show hosts filming scene with hairdryers interrogated by police under Terrorism Act.

• McDonald’s fires employee for putting cheese on a coworker’s hamburger free of charge.

• We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Hospital: Man raising money for Children’s Hospitals and Clinics of Minnesota by eating nothing but Chipotle burritos for an entire week.

• Funeral director opens man’s coffin prior to burial, detects a pulse.

• Swan stuck in frozen river released; grants three wishes to rescuing firemen.

• Lunch List: Monstrous Beasts: 14 Bizarre Dinosaurs and Extinct Species.

• Above: The Apple iPad.