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Lunch Links:

• TicketMaster + LiveNation = ))<>((

• The Definition Of Stupid: Southern Cali school district bans dictionaries in classrooms after kid looks up “oral sex.”

• Apparently “taking medicine back to the Stone Age” isn’t all that bad.

• Da Vinci’s bones to be used in attempt to determine validity of Mona Lisa self-portrait theory.

• Common Recurring Dream Comes True: Picasso’s “The Actor” damaged by art class student who used it to break her fall.

• Blog early, blog often, says Pope. Wait, who?

• Holy water consumption leads to unholy intestinal pain at Russian Orthodox church.

• “Mario is obsessed. He’s forever playing on his PlayStation, and we bought him FIFA 2009 because we didn’t want him playing violent games.”

• Kickass seven-year-old raises five figures for Haiti relief efforts.

• I, for one, welcome our new filmmaking chimp overlords.

• Hard Truth: Sometimes swan mommies and swan daddies fall out of love with each other.

• Lunch List: 15 Fascinating Planets Outside Our Solar System.

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