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thedailywhat:

Lunch Links:

• Beck: “Who’s your favorite Founder?” Palin: “All of them.” Beck: “Bullcrap.” Palin: “So much diverse.”

• Good News: We are now six minutes away from total nuclear annihilation.

• Follow Up: Internet-famous Facebook Fugitive caught.

• Meet Mikey Hicks — the 8-year-old Cub Scout on Homeland Security’s terror list.

• Goth forced to replace spiky shoes with plastic bags before boarding plane.

• I, For One, Welcome Our [Blank] Overlords Round-Up: Dinosaur-sized shark; human-faced lamb; quake-forewarning canine.

• Better Know A Dead Canine: Otto, the world’s oldest dog, at 140.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Donald Goerke, SpaghettiOs creator, dead at 83; Also: Legendary R&B singer Teddy Pendergrass, at 59; Also Also: Musician Jay Reatard, at 29.

• Lunch List: Five emotions you never knew you had.

[photo: fukung.]