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Lunch Links:

• Senate passes health care reform bill, 60-39. In related news, 39 Senators vote to deny their constituents the right to be healthy.

• Prescient Brittany Murphy film poster recalled due to heebie-jeebies.

• Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins end 23-year-long relationship.

• New Jersey lawmakers ask MTV to cancel Jersey Shore, thereby ensuring it will be around for a very long time.

• Prince William: Pauper for a day.

• “911, what’s you emergency? My husband won’t eat his dinner.”

• Pork products: Is there anything they can’t do?

• Scientist tells cancer to wait, turns attention to incorrectly drawn snowflakes. Bonus: Has article published in Nature.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Loren Singer, author of The Parallax View, dead at 86. Also: Sportscaster George Michael, at 70.

• Lunch List: 15 of the Most Badass Santas Around.

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