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Lunch Links:

• Air-headed Balloon Parents get jail time for douchebagging in a douchebag-free zone.

• Scientists put disease curing aside to focus on more important things, like proving angels can’t fly.

• Fugitive regularly updates Facebook page while on the run.

• Naughty Santa robs Nashville bank.

• A man with a knife in his chest walks into a restaurant and orders a cup of coffee. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

• I, for one, welcome our new horse-sized canine overlords.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Ann Nixon Cooper, centenarian mentioned in Obama’s post-election speech, dead at 107. Also: Actor Arnold Stang, at 91. Also Also: Photographer Bob Willoughby, at 82.

• Lunch List: 10 Historically Bad Christmases.

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