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Lunch Links:

• The Oprah Winfrey Show to go off the air in 2011. Is Oprah abandoning Earth ahead of Doomsday 2012? Probably.

• Peruvian gang said to have collected fat from murder victims with the intention of selling to cosmetic firms through intermediary. Tyler Durden reportedly tight-lipped.

• Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for a machete-wielding taco-loving maniac.

• Burgled woman requests Google Earth surveillance from police.

• Group of college student skip on tip after lousy service, end up in jail.

• Meet Maité Roël: A 26-year-old WW1 victim.

• Pervert elf ruins Christmas.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Daul Kim, South Korean supermodel, dead at 20.

• Lunch List: Top 10 New Thought Leaders.

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