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thedailywhat:

Lunch Links:

• FAA computer glitch leads to flight delays nationwide.

• Fox News anchor joins Onion News Network. [Enter joke about easy transition due to both being fake news organizations here.]

• Bad: Emergency landing. Worse: In lava.

• Crane drops by Santa Rosa home for an announced visit.

• Parents take away kid’s Xbox so he does the only logical thing: Calls 911 to complain.

• Our Lady of Life Savings.

• Old dude takes 370 mile trip to fetch newspaper. Alvin Straight not impressed.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Jeanne-Claude, world-renowned artist and wife of Christo, dead at 74.

• Lunch List: Five Hot Dogs That Will Kill You.

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