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Lunch Links:

• Softy robber heats up bottle of milk for baby during home invasion.

• What The Farva?: Cook who allegedly serves police officer a spit burger faces up to 10 years behind bars if convicted.

• Thief gets stuck Winnie-the-Pooh-style attempting to leave scene of crime through tiny window.

• Husband divorces wife because she won’t stop serving him cake.

• Overheard In China: “No dessert till you finish your deep-fried animated fish.”

• Why On Earth: Hamster-themed hotel for humans.

• This Won’t End Well: Zoo replaces dead polar bears with animatronic equivalents.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Ken Ober, host of MTV’s Remote Control, dead at 52. Also: Former NYT TV critic John J. O’Connor, at 76.

• Lunch List: Five Body Parts You May Be Able to Regrow Soon(ish).

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