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Lunch Links:

• Want to see a sloshed subway patron fall on the tracks and nearly get run over by a train? Of course you do.

• Don’t you just have it when you get trapped on an ice floe with three angry polar bears?

• Scientists hard at work trying to turn ice cream into health food. Attention all other scientists: Stop what you’re doing and help these guys out.

• PROTIP: Get some rest before attempting to break into a shopping mall so you don’t accidentally fall asleep on the job.

• Mechanics recreate classic joyride scene from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

• Till almost death do us part.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Carl Ballantine, McHale’s Navy’s Lester Gruber, dead at 92.

• Lunch List: 11 Gorgeously Ironic Misspellings In Protest Signs.

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