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Lunch Links:

• Somali pirates transfer abducted British couple to “make-shift floating prison.”

• Dennis Hopper diagnosed with prostate cancer.

• What’s one more severed foot between friends?

• “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Uh… pray.”

• Teens in trouble for rapping order at a McDonald’s drive-thru.

• Achievement Unlocked: Trained your dog to order Xbox points using your credit card.

• On this spot in 2009, nothing happened.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Ray Browne, pop-culture studies founder, dead at 87. Also: Sonic founder Troy N. Smith Sr., at 87. Also Also: Chuck Biscuits is NOT DEAD.

• Lunch List: 10 Roads That Will Scare You Stupid.

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