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Lunch Links:

• Follow Up: Pilots who overshot airport by 150 miles claim they were doing super important, non-porny stuff on their laptops.

• Finger-Lickin’ Good Grief: Colonel Sanders lookalike slips past security at UN, petitions General Assembly president to make “Grilled Nation” a member state.

• French court labels Scientology a fraud.

• UN to Iraqis: herez ur fud lol.

• Man defects to North Korea. Wait, where?

• Woman causes two fatal accidents at the same intersection seven years apart.

• Woman fends off burglar by “acting like a large dog.”

• No one wants to be mayor of Spencer Mountain, NC.

• Paging Milton Waddams: Man receives paychecks regularly for five years from company he doesn’t work for due to payroll error.

• OH SH: Monster shark tears white pointer shark in half.

• Lunch List: 10 Most Hated Foods that are Actually Good for You.

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