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Lunch Links:

• The Nation releasing anti-Palin book using essentially same cover, title as her upcoming autobiography.

• Is rape a pre-existing condition? Your health insurance provider seems to think so.

• Maintenance workers forced to take plane apart to find passenger’s lost cell phone.

• Fugitive on the run for over a decade had been living across the street from police “for some time.”

• Woman shocked to learn supermarket chicken is not a special headless breed.

• “It was unclear what caused the bear to attack”: Bear forced to ice skate for cheap human amusement mauls circus director to death.

• I, for one, welcome our new enormous seagull overlords.

• Lunch List: 10 Strangest Body-Part Insurance Policies.

• Above: Burger King Japan celebrates the launch of Windows 7 by killing every single one of its customers.