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Lunch Links:

• The lack of blood flow to Silvio Berlusconi’s big head is becoming a liability.

• The Right Wing’s Latest Thing: Community organizers caught praying to Obama.

• Sully Sullenberger to fly friendly skies once more.

• Smokeless cigarettes to be sold aboard all Ryanair flights.

• Fucked up initials force Wisconsin Tourism Federation to reorganize.

• A glass of wine before bed prevents burglaries.

• Bad: Car crash. Worse: Bees.

• Lunch List: 5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse.

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