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Lunch Links:

• Is that a tooth in your eye or are you just happy to see me or both?

• Panama’s Montauk Monster is scarier, easier to explain.

• Record number of people win jackpot after Bulgarian lotto picks same six number on two separate nights.

• Told a woman your deepest, darkest secret 48 hours ago? Yeah, so bad news: Everybody knows.

• Burglar arrested after leaving Facebook page open.

• GPS gave you bad directions? That’s a finin’.

• Bad News For People Who Like Sacrificing Goats: Severe shortage of sacrificial goats reported in Kathmandu, Nepal.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Mary Travers, a third of folk trio Peter, Paul and Mary, dead at 72. Also: NCAA president Myles Brand, at 67. Also Also: Character actor Henry Gibson, at 73.

• Lunch List: Top 10 Bizarre Government Publicity Stunts.

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