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Lunch Links:

• Super-robot able to leap tall fences in a single bound, will probably kill us all.

• Unless our showers get to us first.

• Kazakh scientist claims he can cure AIDS with perfume injections; probably can’t.

• Drug use gets death row inmate one-week reprieve from governor.

• If you’re not a real cop it’s probably best not to pull over the mayor.

• Soldier’s friend keeps promise to attend funeral in a dress.

• Neighbor’s noisy urination leads to lower rent for couple.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Jody Powell, President Carter’s press secretary, dead at 65. Also: Celebrity chef Keith Floyd, at 65. Also Also: Tennis champ Jack Kramer, at 88. Also Also Also: David Duke archnemesis Elizabeth Ann ‘Beth’ Rickey, at 53.

• Lunch List: 8 Famous Apologies (and two that never happened).

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