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Lunch Links:

• High school nixes band’s evolution-themed shirt because “the district is required by law to remain neutral on religion.”

• Israeli scientists invent breathalyzer capable of detecting lung cancer.

• Progressive party gains control of Japan’s lower house of parliament after 54 years of conservative rule.

• Shoe-throwing Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zeidi to be released early from prison for good behavior.

• Burglar who was chased away from home finishes the job despite police presence at the scene.

• I, for one, welcome our car-door-opening black bear overlords.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Dolores Dissman, Schlotzsky’s co-founder, dead at 80.

• Lunch List: Top 10 most impressive single game baseball feats.

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