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(Late) Lunch Links:

• The CIA fine-tuned their cold-water interrogation techniques using the Transport Canada-authored handbook “Survival in Cold Waters: Staying Alive.”

• 18 years after disappearing, Jaycee Lee Dugard arrives suddenly at a Contra Costa County police station.

• Old and Busted: Jumping the U.S. border fence; New Hotness: Selling it for scrap metal.

• Chinese smear bridge with butter to speed up suicides.

• Take my mother-in-law. Please, take her. She’s suing me.

• Too Good: “Due to unforeseen circumstances, the clairvoyant column will not be published for a few weeks.”

• I, for one, welcome our new ladder-climbing bear overlords.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Mary Morris Lawrence, AP’s first female photographer, dead at 95. Also: Writer Dominick Dunne, at 83. Also Also: Legendary songwriter Ellie Greenwich, at 68.

• (Late) Lunch List: The 5 Ballsiest Lies Ever Passed off as Journalism.

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