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Lunch Links:

• PROTIP: If you’re going to build an infectious diseases research lab, you might want to keep it out of the path of tornadoes that could destroy it and bring about an end to civilization as we know it.

• M&Ms: Melts in your mouth, cures you of spinal cord injuries.

• You Knew It Was Coming: AT&T charges woman a “discount fee.”

• Realty company sues woman for defamation over tweet about her moldy apartment.

• Old and Busted: Snakes. New Hotness: Coffee maker.

• Woman blames DUI on Swine Flu.

• Toilet bowl holds woman captive for a week.

• Canary In The Boxing Ring: 150 canaries and saffron finches rescued from bird-fighting ring.

• Dog jumps off 70 foot cliff, saved by collar.

• Lunch List: 7 High Tech Products And Their Cheap Ass Ingredients.

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