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Lunch Links:

• Lord of the Rings trilogy TV marathon being used to entice Iranian protesters to stay home.

• Best Picture category at Oscars bumped up to 10 nominees.

• Russian luxury ocean liners offering pirate hunting cruise packages.

• World’s oldest musical instrument found: 35,000-year-old flute.

• Outgoing WTA chief to female tennis players: Court no place for bedroom noises.

• Paralyzed man invents device allowing him to golf standing up.

• Luck, chance used to select new city council member in South Dakota town.

• Prisoner uses cardboard from toilet paper roll in MacGyver-like escape.

• Man breaks into business, reports break-in to police, identifies a person wearing his clothes as the perp.

• Did you hear the one about the monkey who urinated on the president of Zambia?

• I, for one, welcome our new mathematically-inclined animal overlords.

• Lunch List: The World’s 36 Most Awkward Urinals.

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