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Lunch Links:

• Japan: North Korea to launch missiles at Hawaii on Independence Day. EVERYBODY PAN… oh wait, their missiles are incapable of reaching Hawaii. EVERYBODY ENJOY THE FREE FIREWORKS!

• Iran’s supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei to freedom and justice: Drop dead.

• Arnold Schwarzenegger sends California Senate President Pro Tem Darrell Steinberg a bull testicle sculpture to suggest he grow a pair. Surprisingly, this doesn’t go over well.

• Alitalia “forgets” to add Sicily to flight map — on flight to Sicily.

• This Is Some Cacophony: Jury orders woman to pay $1.92 million to RIAA for 24 illegally downloaded songs.

• Uplifting: Terminally ill girl’s wish to see Up granted by Pixar.

• Students at Orlando elementary school go from F’s to A’s after principal realizes they need glasses.

• Brooksville, FL, city council to employees: Clean up your act — literally.

• Victim of robbery uses Google Street View to identify attackers.

• Would-be robber led by would-be victim to police station, promptly arrested.

• Mother saves daughter from clutches of pissed-off cougar with her bare hands.

• Lunch List: The Six Sexiest Trees in Seattle.

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