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Lunch Links:

• Inequality ruled constitutional in the Golden State, as the California Supreme Court votes to uphold Prop 8.

• Obama nominates Judge Sonia Sotomayor to Supreme Court, making her first Hispanic Justice if confirmed.

• 200 prisoners to participate in Tour de France-like bike race.

• Protip: When making a mask to rob your previous place of employment make sure you don’t make the eye holes so big your former manager recognizes you.

• One Of Those Days: Man survives car crash, killed by train while walking away.

• Teacher encourages students to do well on exam by promising to eat a worm for each one that passes.

• Man files lawsuit against the Guinness Book of World Records for awarding him “most lawsuits” record.

• Three-year-old comes out of five-day coma singing “Mamma Mia.”

• Better Know A Dead Person: Jay Bennett, former member of Wilco, dead at 45.

• Lunch List: 15 Words You Won’t Believe They Added to the Dictionary.

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