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Lunch Links:

• Don’t Believe The Hype: The recently discovered “Missing Link” is not so much the “Missing Link” as, you know, a regular cool-looking fossil.

• NASA spokesperson says Arizona UFO was a research balloon. In related news, the government is trying to cover up a recent UFO sighting over Arizona.

• Another day, another Slumdog Millionaire child actor has their home demolished.

• Purported Bob Dylan poem at auction was actually written by Canadian country singer Hank Snow. Potato, potahto.

• Convicted girlfriend abuser gets sentenced to 60 hours of… working out???

• Man buys ice cream with fake $20… coin???

• Man arrested for skipping out on jury duty due to boredom; probably won’t get much sympathy from the jury.

• Doctor uses conventional power drill to save 12-year-old boy’s life.

• Teenager jumps in front of pickup truck to save her iPod.

• Teenager to be charged with animal cruelty for using snake as jump rope.

• Dog phones police, presumably to report a threat to its steak.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Wayne Allwine, the voice of Mickey Mouse for the past quarter-century, dead at 62.

• Lunch List: Top Ten Robots That You Never Knew You Wanted.

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